Not Just Another Talking Head
There are enough guests out there regurgitating LinkedIn advice and pretending they invented frameworks. I’m not one of them.
I bring real opinions, lived experience, dark humour (the helpful kind), and actual answers to questions your audience didn’t realise they needed to hear.
Live, recorded, structured or chaos — I land the message and leave your listeners better than I found them.

Topics I Can Rant About
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Time
You’ve got 1,440 minutes a day. Most people waste them doom-scrolling or stuck in meetings that should’ve been crimes. I talk about using time with intention — and why urgency is the most underused productivity hack on earth.
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Legacy
I talk about death. And not in a vague “leave a mark” kind of way. In a raw, personal, let’s-not-wait-until-it’s-too-late kind of way. This one hits different.
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Learning That Doesn’t Suck
I roast bloated training, weaponised compliance, and courses nobody asked for — while offering practical fixes that actually help people learn.
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Using AI Without Becoming a Soulless Cyborg
AI can either make you a genius… or make you irrelevant. I unpack the tools, systems, and mindset to make AI work for humans, not replace them.
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Storytelling That Sticks
People forget bullet points. They remember metaphors, movie scenes, and stories that punch them in the feelings. I show you how to teach and lead through story.
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Commercialising Your Knowledge
Got expertise but no idea how to sell it without feeling like a sleaze? I talk about building a lean, scalable business off what’s in your head — and making it work without becoming a dancing monkey on social media.
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Escaping the Business You Accidentally Built
Most founders become slaves to the thing they created. I talk about systems, automation, flexibility — and how to build a business you can walk away from without it collapsing (or taking your sanity with it).
What You’re Really Booking
- A voice that sounds like it gives a damn
- A brain that moves fast and thinks deeper
- A guest who actually answers the damn question
- Audio that doesn’t sound like it was recorded in a bathroom
- Someone who can talk to CEOs and weirdos in the same breath
Hear Me in Action
- The Time Bank TheoryPodcast Snippet
- Enough Bucket Roast SessionBook Tour Clip
- Enough Bucket Roast SessionBook Tour Clip
- AI Is Not Coming for You (But Maybe It Should)Roundtable Highlights
- Legacy & LossRaw Interview Excerpt
- How I Built My Business Without Selling My SoulGuest Spot Feature

TL;DR
If you want a guest who brings energy, honesty, wild metaphors and useful takeaways — I’m your guy. I’ll show up, speak truth, and leave your audience wanting more.
